So, it’s been awhile since my last update. My classes suck right now. Go die.

Currently, a few guild members that have made their way into our ongoing saga aren’t actively playing. (Biffins is a good example, since he’s pretty much the pivotal character). After about 20 seconds of deep internal debate, I decided to just keep going with the characters I have, regardless of their playtime. Since, that’s easier. And all.

---Ok so here we go!---

Last time we saw our fearless heroes, they had just killed Twinky Winky (that would be Vish. I know, I forget these fake names too). Much celebration was to be had. Puff the Magic Dragon got insano wasted on Macho Combo Burritos at the nearby Del Taco, and then spent the next hour-thirty crying and confessing his sexuality to the rest of T-Bone. He was later killed for making crappy cartoons with lame music. Thanks.

SO THEN Biff-Yo-Fro shows up in his Batmobile (the cool one from Batman Begins, not the girly one George Clooney had) filled with hot chicks. He got out and looked at his soldiers with pride, and said “Men, I'm really Batman. Yes, just accept it. If you start to actually think about this, it’ll make even less sense.” And then he got back in his car, turned up his system, and drove away bumping 50 Cent.

-Mitcheypoo